So I've been having this random throbbing pain kinda in my gum the past few days. Went to floss carefully around that part of my mouth today because I noticed it was a little bloody when I brushed this morning. Turns out I had a ridiculously decent sized chunk of beef jerky lodged in my gum somehow. Epic Fail Count: 1

Today was my first day of summer class! After assuring my mom I knew how to get to College Park, I proceeded to drive off only to eventually find myself in some town I had never seen before. Epic Fail Count: 2 I pulled a U-turn, and attempted to get on the Beltway. I ended up turning onto 495 South. Epic Fail Count: 3 After starting to suspect that I was headed the wrong way (I should also note I was panicking and in tears for nearly an hour) I ended up crossing the Woodrow Wilson Bridge and finding myself in VIRGINIA, the exact opposite of where I was supposed to be. Epic Fail Count: 4 Really panicking now, I somehow got myself onto 495 North, which was the right road. But panicking, I turned off at the exit for Fairfax, called my dad, and proceeded to get right back on it. Epic Fail Count: 5 I then somehow arrived for my class only 20 minutes late. This is after I picked up my parking permit.

In other news, IT TURNS OUT ONE OF MY [Korean] COUSINS IS IN NEW JERSEY. I have no idea WHERE in New Jersey, but he's somewhere up there working at a moving company and my mom wants to go visit him. I have no idea when or how we're going to manage this because she doesn't know where he is up in NJ either. ..................Epic Fail Count: 6

....Ok for the record if I'm talking about my cousins I probably mean one of my Korean ones. If I'm talking about my 2 American cousins, I usually call them by name (Lindsey and Hilary). Random note for reference I'm tossing out here. Knowing me, I'll probably be using it myself.


....Epic Fail Count: 7