Q.1: I hate what you've been changing into Jasmin, since when did you become such a bitch?!?!

A.1: Since when did I become a bitch? Dude, are you a fucking idiot? I've always been a bitch. A two-faced double-crossing cuntfaced bitch. Alright? Deal with it. So what if it's been showing a bit more lately? Yeah I know you hardly ever see me bitch, but I have a tag that says "life: plz to excuse my inner bitch ktnx" for a reason. I bitch. I am a bitch. I know this. Deal with it. OK?! Just because I'm all smiles and giggles in public doesn't mean I'm not a bitch, alright?! Do you know WHY I don't bitch in public? Because I'm frightening. And angry. OK. People see me bitch? And they start trying not to piss me off or suck up to me, which only serves to piss me off more. Which is why I exercise huge amounts of self-restraint and don't bitch in public.

Did you really think I'd always be the cute, innocent, sheltered little thing you thought I was? HAH. Well. WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE IDIOT.



Listen to the song. Might pick a few things from it.

Perhaps I should take a moment to clarify something. Consider it a Public Service Announcement of sorts.

You can say whatever you want about me. I could care less and probably won't give a shit.

In fact, I'm pretty good about keeping my temper in check normally.

But you fuck around with my friends? I suggest you don't.

Because I can be one hell of a vindicative bitch about it.

That is all.

Have a nice day.