Perhaps I should take a moment to clarify something. Consider it a Public Service Announcement of sorts.

You can say whatever you want about me. I could care less and probably won't give a shit.

In fact, I'm pretty good about keeping my temper in check normally.

But you fuck around with my friends? I suggest you don't.

Because I can be one hell of a vindicative bitch about it.

That is all.

Have a nice day.