30 July 2009 @ 07:28 pm
bling bling shampoo....?  
Randomly decided to flip through the CosmoProf catalog today in the hopes of finding some potentially interesting make-up since I've been meaning to get my mom to teach me the ways of the make-ups and she says that we can go to CosmoProf and get it there since they have better make-up.

Plus to my mom being a cosmotologist? Access to better quality make-up and shampoo ( '_')b ...that and free hair-cuts and color jobs, that's a major A++

Anyways, so here's something I stumbled upon:
NEW!!! Diamond Dreams (tm)
Diamond Dreams (tm) Luxury Complex contains champagne extract, diamond dust, cashmere and crushed pearls for multi-dimensional depth and shimmer.

....I asked my mom if any of that stuff had anything to do with making your hair pretty. She was like LOL WAT NO.

And even if it did, wtf how would it matter? Wouldn't it all rinse out with the shampoo anyways when you showered?
 
 
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[identity profile] xaster57.livejournal.com on July 31st, 2009 12:02 am (UTC)
Two things:
Excellent use of formatting.
Brilliant wit, well played.
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[identity profile] peachymint.livejournal.com on July 31st, 2009 12:16 am (UTC)
The sad thing is people probably buy it because they think it works too....I think Monica had some shampoo with crushed pearls in it and it made my hair look no different at all.
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[identity profile] shampoo.livejournal.com on July 31st, 2009 12:12 am (UTC)
herbal essence(s? ica nnot fucking remember, ever) has a shine spray with similar ingredients and i bought it just because it smelled really fabulous. :|
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[identity profile] peachymint.livejournal.com on July 31st, 2009 12:14 am (UTC)
That is totally acceptable. If only because I buy shampoo for the exact same reasons. Mmmm delicious raspberry almond shampoo.

IDK I'm tempted to ask my mom to get it for me if only so I can go up to my friends and be like "GUESS WHO HAS FAAAABULOUS HAIR GAIZ?!"
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[identity profile] fyretoppaaa.livejournal.com on July 31st, 2009 04:49 am (UTC)
... That is absolutely hilarious.

But the comments have reminded me that fruity-smelling shampoo is the best thing on earth. Who cares about crushed rocks when your hair can smell like PEARS.
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[identity profile] peachymint.livejournal.com on July 31st, 2009 09:53 am (UTC)


YES. So much yes to this.



Edited 2009-07-31 09:55 am (UTC)
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