Randomly decided to flip through the CosmoProf catalog today in the hopes of finding some potentially interesting make-up since I've been meaning to get my mom to teach me the ways of the make-ups and she says that we can go to CosmoProf and get it there since they have better make-up.

Plus to my mom being a cosmotologist? Access to better quality make-up and shampoo ( '_')b ...that and free hair-cuts and color jobs, that's a major A++

Anyways, so here's something I stumbled upon:
NEW!!! Diamond Dreams (tm)
Diamond Dreams (tm) Luxury Complex contains champagne extract, diamond dust, cashmere and crushed pearls for multi-dimensional depth and shimmer.

....I asked my mom if any of that stuff had anything to do with making your hair pretty. She was like LOL WAT NO.

And even if it did, wtf how would it matter? Wouldn't it all rinse out with the shampoo anyways when you showered?